The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of clothing and asked, ‘Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear?’ (Cool, but not necessarily up to date.) And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies